What’s going on my little JPUSAs? Oh yes, that’s right! For those of you who had already been trying to collect on my life insurance, I’m still alive and ready to rock your world baby! Yeah! So where have I been the last three weeks? Eh, lazy actually! Ha! No, I have been working 6 days a week now since the official voice of Encompass Media is busy trekking around the back jungles of Brazil, so that has kept me busy. But other than that, I’m still just kick’n it for realsies my friends!
Greetings from Yellowstone National Park! I’m currently Joelikacasting (like podcasting, but way cooler, trust me) this episode from the Old Faithful Snow Lodge, which somehow has more cell phone coverage then my house. That of course is extremely good for you, since now you can read what I am writing. It’s a win win situation my friend.
I’m finally back from that dust bowl known as Cornerstone. Actually, I’ve been back for almost a week now, but I haven’t been able to make cognitive decisions since I saw that magical unicorn run across the road somewhere outside of Indianapolis. Yeah, it really was that bad. Needless to say I’m now ill and I still haven’t recovered from sleeping on a concrete floor for 5 days. Blast you dirty JPUSAs! But it’s all good, at least now I’m back east where pop is soda and the mullet is the official bad ass haircut. Respek Knuckles!
Greetings from Bushnell Illinois! Sorry for the delay in updatation, but this is the first break I’ve had all week here at the Cornerstone Music Festival, put on by the Jesus People. Who are the Jesus people? I don’t know, but apparently they are a group of people who live in some commune located in Chicago and share everything. Oh, and they also all have dreadlocks, it is like their symbol or something. Weird.
Maybe I should just make Tuesday my normal updating day! No, I’ll try to get back onto the Monday schedule of things, but right now work has been kicking my butt with the amount of jobs that need to be done. So if you are thinking of bringing something into the EM, don’t. Think of the bunnies…