Archive for May, 2005

My Diploma Smells Like Money

Monday Monday Monday! Today I was finally able to go into work and declare myself a “professional” because I’m an official bona fide college graduate! Oh yeah, I have my $110,000 piece of parchment and the skies the limit… that and my diploma has the distinct smell of money. Mmmm, Jacksons.

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Schools Out Forever

I’m done I’m done I’m done! That’s right cyberland. I’m officially done school. Not officially a “graduate” yet, but just 6 more days and I’ll have that 80,000 dollar piece of parchment in my hand. Whoa, what a cool font!

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Everyone Procrastinate

OK, ok, I’m not going to bore you with another lame excuse on why I didn’t update last week. Even if this so called excuse that really did happen and it actually does involve pretty in pink rabid space monkeys… from the future!!! Yeah, that’s what I thought. Shut you up fast.

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