Benedict Arnold’s Psychedelic Super Coat

Man, why do I always miss the cool happenings? You may remember a couple weeks back I updated on how some roller news site picked up my Freestyle Walking Video that I shot for a class a few years back, and how they thought it was totally serious (Three time world Champion at the local Giant Supermarket Center on Rockafeller Lane). Well, I don’t know if someone who knew me submitted it, but somehow Ian Fakie and his crazy positive crew were picked up by collegehumor dot com. I know right. At least they seem to get the fact it is all a big joke, and hopefully they got a couple laughs out of it (but seriously, a rating of 2.5 stars? On my own site? Harsh). But of course you know this all goes down on the week I was too lazy to update(whoops). So for the 10,000+ visitors that came through and watched some sweet Toasty O moves this past weekend, sorry. But it’s OK, it’s not like you took any time to actually browse around anywhere. After finding out that Jayne Manshater didn’t want to make you a sandwich, you ran away like the little male piggy you are. Oh well, girl power! (I kid of course, I know for a fact Jayne loves to make sandwiches).

So this week I am scheduled to give my final presentation for my speech communications class (at least I believe it is the final one, but I never know what is going on). This Thursday I will be presenting a cooking demonstration on how to bake candy bar brownies for a Candy Bar Brownie Sundae. Why would I do such a thing? Good question. If you know anything about Albright, you would know that the speech communications is required credit for all education majors… and of course, statistically, most education majors are female. And the same holds true for my class, about 90% of my class are of the female variety; I am one of only three other guys. And obviously, I think we all know there is no better way to impress the ladies then to bake them a Candy Bar Brownie Sundae. After stuffing their sensual bellies full of chocolicous goodness, the only thing they will be able to think of is chef Joel and his magic sausage fingers (I’ve got so much candy in my heels). So come on by for some Candy Bar Brownie Sundae this Thursday, it should be sinfully delicious. Yum.

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