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Go Laziness Go!

I don’t know why, but it seems like each new day I have become exponentially more lazy than the last. And I use the word exponentially because I finally thought of a sentence in where I could use it, and it makes me sound smart. But seriously, I don’t know what it is, but since this semester started I haven’t done a shred of work. And that’s not to say I don’t have any, because believe me, I do… I just don’t do it. It is like I am some sort of freshmen or something, just a lot fatter and not full of hopes and dreams.

For example, for some strange reason I decided to take some speech communications class for um, well, for fun (Yeah, I know right). We have reading assignments every night and quizzes on them just about every class period. Needless to say my quiz grades have been less than impressive, but it also doesn’t help that the prof is so boring that I’d rather shove a crayon up my nose only to spit out all of the magical colors of the rainbow (sorta like that candy from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, just more waxy. Speaking of which, did you see the trailers for the new Willy Wonka by Tim Burton… now that looks positively freaky!). Yeah, so needless to say if I promise to do anything, it probably won’t get done, unless it has to do with watching massive amounts of TV or playing Dragonball Z Budokai 2, because I am all over that like a posi-core kid is about saving the scene.

So we are down to the last week of February! That must be exciting for all of you winter haters out there. I was pretty excited to wake up to some wet powder this morning. I got to bust out the Poop Trooper and rip through the pristine white landscape. Every time I drive my Pooper Trooper, it is like being reunited with an old friend. Oh how I remember the times we would have fun pounding through the gears and racing around at over 100 MPH… downhill of course, the Poop Trooper could never keep those kind of speeds on a flat or uphill grade. Even with 284 thousand miles it could still take a lick’n and keep on ticking. Even though it is under my insurance and all, I don’t drive it all that often, because let’s face it, it is kinda expensive to fuel a giant box on wheels (I would have to fill that thing up 3 times a week… which is what will happen if you drive around like Speed Racer all the time). So I am all about more snow yet this season, since my friend Punxsutawney Phil did say six more weeks of winter. So rock on winter, the Poop Trooper and I are ready for it.

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