Archive for February, 2005

Go Laziness Go!

I don’t know why, but it seems like each new day I have become exponentially more lazy than the last. And I use the word exponentially because I finally thought of a sentence in where I could use it, and it makes me sound smart. But seriously, I don’t know what it is, but since this semester started I haven’t done a shred of work. And that’s not to say I don’t have any, because believe me, I do… I just don’t do it. It is like I am some sort of freshmen or something, just a lot fatter and not full of hopes and dreams.

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You’ll Never Know

It’s that time of year again folks. That’s right, it’s that time when millions of American’s try oh so hard to find a date for V-Day so they don’t look like the biggest loser on the planet. What about me? Oh well, you know… my girlfriend wishes she could be here, but she’s out in Columbia shooting a calendar for pure Colombian Black Coffee Roast, the richest Colombian Black Coffee Roast to come out of Northern New Jersey… yeah. I know, it’s rough, but with your financial contribution, I just might be able to afford that emergency bunion surgery…

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Everybody Kung Fu Fight

Only a short update today folks, I have too much to do and not enough time to do it in, as usual. First though, I need to start off with a correction. You may remember that last update I made a reference in where I tactfully implied that my speech professor was in fact an insect wearing a “Hector Suit”. Well, super fact checker Hotchic was the first to point the shame finger towards my redoubtable mistake to all Men In Black Fans. The correct term of course is an “Edgar Suit” and not “Hector Suit”, which surprisingly enough, I had correct in my link. I know it is hard to believe that I was actually wrong, but please, all local chapters of the Will Smith Fan Club, accept my sincerest apologies… it will never happen again.

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Thank You SuperBowl!

What’s up internet junkies? I’m back from my week of unplanned absence to once again invade your computer screen and kick it to the curb. That’s right, for all of you who were secretly wishing that Burlington chewed me up and spit me out, you may begin your weeping and scheming of your next diabolical plot to do me in. So why did I take the week off? Well, classes finally started for me and I was much too lazy to find school books and update all in the same week. Sad, I know.

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