Archive for 2005

The GVE of the WDC

Greeting’s from The District my tiny internet midgets! The District Of Columbia that is (Oooo, don’t I just sound like a native… or someone who has watched that TV Drama, The District, on CBS). That’s right, I’m broadcasting here from my hotel suite as I chillax from a long day at the Government Video Expo.

I’m actually representing the place I work as a local reseller for NewTek, so I’ve been in NewTek’s booth all day, which actually has been a lot of fun. I honestly don’t know all that much about their products, other than just using the Tricaster in a couple of remotes that I TD’ed, but I’ve been pulling BS out of my butt like I constantly do anyway, so I really feel right at home. Looks like my college degree is paying off! Score!

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Turkey Day 2K5

Happy Turkey Day to each and every one of you! May it be a special, wonderful, magical day… Wait a second, why am I talking like that? I’m not Michael Jackson. (And no, don’t go there). Ew!

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Check My Feed Yo!

Da dun dun dun da da dun dun. Da dun dun dun da da dun dun. Ice Ice Joelika… wait, huh? Oh, I have no idea. It was just feeling so cold up on this page that I thought I’d bring it some nice Joelika heat! Ooo baby!

So what’s going on Interweb children (and adults, I guess). Long time no typie. I bet you thought I fell into a giant pit of sweaty gym socks and slowly (and stinkally) suffocated to death. Well, you were wrong my friend! For your disgusting day of the week gym socks only make me stronger, as I feast on your expelled ATP energy… What? I had High School Biology. Geeze.

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Mud Blog

What’s going on internet viewers? Hopefully everyone had a weekend filled with peppermint roses and gum ball flavored rainbows. Wait a second, that makes absolutely no sense what-so-ever. Um… yeah. So let’s talk about something else that happened this weekend… I got it! How about “The Mud Bog”.

Yes, the Mud Bog. For those of you who may live in an elevated standard of society (aka, you aren’t a hick), the mud bog is an event where people come from miles around to answer the age old question…. can I drive my truck through this!? Still can’t paint a picture with your Teletubby imagination? Let me lay down the numbers for you Tinky-Winky:

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Thankx For Stayin

Oh snap! I better slap an update on here before a full month goes by! What the harry heck have I been doing for like the past three weeks? Being incredibly lazy, that’s what! Ha! Sad, I know, but completely true. Well, actually, for a while the other guy I work with at the ‘Media was out, so I was working like crazy, which is kinda an excuse. I could also make up like 5 more things if you really wanted… but it is easier to just call me lazy and make fun of me behind closed doors. It’s OK, I can take it.

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