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Tuesday, September 30th, 2003

It’s Tuesday and you know what that means… Update time! Oh yeah! This update almost didn’t make it because, well, I couldn’t breath in the Art Computer Lab. I came in today and the room had the most rank stench of B.O. I have ever smelled! I was literally tearing and I had to flee for my life. But hours later, and thanks to this industrial fan, my fingers are able to type without trembling.

Pork chops, they are everywhere it seems! Huh? No, I’m not talking about the other white meat (nor the other other white meat… baby), I am of course talking about cops. They hide everywhere by where I live, trying to catch the modified Mach 1 granny mobile speeding in all her glory. And they do the strange things… Hiding in fields, on bridges; heck, once I ever saw one in the creek only to bust out and try to get me! And of course they are never really there if there is a real crime (if you are getting robbed, tough luck. You better get out the old 45). They are too busy hanging out at the new Sheetz or trying to mack it with the cashiers at the local store. So here is to you Caernarvon Cops! Thanks for using my tax money to eat Krispy Kreme and to give me speeding tickets.

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

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