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Monday, May 19th, 2003

What is that huge bright burning light I see outside my window? It is so white and…. ahh! It burns my eyes! What is that thing? Could it be… THE SUN?! What the? I thought that thing got blown up weeks ago!

For those of you who don’t live in the Pennsylvania area, you may not know that here we have been covered by darkness for over three months. Basically, the sun was blotted out by mutated storm clouds and cow fluffies that made PA a mix between the dewy motherland of England and Santa Claus’ evil Ice Fortress located on the cold dark planet of Neptune.

But actually, I liked it all dark and evil. I mean, come on! There isn’t any sun to cause your skin to start to boil and die and you aren’t always covering your eyes in fear of that burning ball of gas in the air. Besides, being in an evil cold darkness is so hardcore, and we all know xJoelikax is the most hardcore person EVER!

Major work is being done on the new site for the four of you who still read this site! Ha! A lot of it is already done and I am just testing a lot of the backend stuff. With school out, I actually have time to do stuff… and especially time to game! Let’s get your game on! Yeah!

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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