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Wednesday, May 28th, 2003

I’m a work’n on the code, all the live long days… Man, when did I stop existing as Joel the happy webmonkey into Joel the slave of humanity! My goodness! I mean, I have more busy now then when I was in school! What is going on? I shouldn’t have to deal with stress six days a week! And what is this? Am I getting a gut? When did I lose 20 years of my life! Ahhhh! Or maybe it is from that all you could eat crab buffet I had last night… I don’t think I could ever look at another crustacean again! Back Sebastian, BACK!

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Friday, May 23rd, 2003

For those of you who were freaking out at the idea that Rusty may have in fact been eaten by a monster from one of his weird stories will be exuberant to know that he has shown us he is still alive and ready to assist Morphious in defeating the Matrix! No, Rusty didn’t post a new article, but he did post in the forums, and you should too! Do it now!

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Monday, May 19th, 2003

What is that huge bright burning light I see outside my window? It is so white and…. ahh! It burns my eyes! What is that thing? Could it be… THE SUN?! What the? I thought that thing got blown up weeks ago!

For those of you who don’t live in the Pennsylvania area, you may not know that here we have been covered by darkness for over three months. Basically, the sun was blotted out by mutated storm clouds and cow fluffies that made PA a mix between the dewy motherland of England and Santa Claus’ evil Ice Fortress located on the cold dark planet of Neptune.

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Thursday, May 15th, 2003

Goodness! It has been so dead around here! Yeah, I know, it is all my fault but things got super busy at school. But now I am done and things should be getting back to somewhat of a normal state!

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Thursday, May 1st, 2003

Boy, what I would have done to have good old Lead Foot Eddy as our class bus driver today! The driver today was, well, how can I put this… He drove like he was in a constant state of constipation. I didn’t think we would ever get home at his top speed of 35 miles per hour! Why? What little adventure did I go on today? Well, today was the IDS class’s trip to the Philthidelphia Art Museum and it took us over 2 hours to get home… oh the humanitiy!

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