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Monday, January 13th, 2003

Everyone has always called me princess. My dad, brothers, everyone — they all call me princess. Call me princess dang it! Tonight was of course another episode of my new favorite reality TV show, Joe Millionaire. I mean, I love that show so much, they might as well call it Joel Millionaire and just get it over with. What is my fascination with this show? Well, it is because I am a super twisted guy who thinks it is hilarious that all these women who love money will get nothing! But what if they love him and not his money? I think then I will have a very emotional moment… Oh my, I’m leaking again…

Oh yeah! I always like to point this out for my pseudo cult following. I have another article running over at the old Infinitycorridor.com, so make sure you go and read it. And make sure you also vote for me as the best outside writer on Infinitycorridor.com. Just post it in the forums (their forums or mine, I don’t care), I could win a new washer drier combo! Whoo hoo!

The new Quicktime Archive should be up soon (if you didn’t notice, the old one doesn’t work at all), and I should be putting up a new movie. That’s right, it’s freestyle walking time, so you better be there! Be on the look out.

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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