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Friday, January 24th, 2003

Well, it seems as if I finally start school again next week. And yes, I have been laughing at all of you other people who went to smart schools and are already in class! Wha ha ha ha! This is my evil laugh!

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Tuesday, January 21st, 2003

Sorry for the absence everyone. I’ve been trying to prepare my iBook for it’s newest operation, a new Hard Drive upgrade. For those of you who don’t remember my last adventure with taking my iBook apart, let’s just say it is only slightly less complicated than brain surgery. Honestly, who ever designed this thing did the best they could to make it Joel proof, so I couldn’t get into it. Well, ha ha! I did! So look who’s laughing now, jerk!

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Wednesday, January 15th, 2003

The little people are coming! The little people are coming… and what the? They are dragging a 230,000 pound airplane behind them! For those of you who missed the Man vs Beast show on Fox tonight, you missed one of the finer moments of television. Where else are you going to see the world eating champion, the guy responsible for eating over 50 hot dogs in one sitting, try to out eat a bear. And do I even have to mention the 50 little people dragging an airplane? Come on! This is truly the American dream.

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Monday, January 13th, 2003

Everyone has always called me princess. My dad, brothers, everyone — they all call me princess. Call me princess dang it! Tonight was of course another episode of my new favorite reality TV show, Joe Millionaire. I mean, I love that show so much, they might as well call it Joel Millionaire and just get it over with. What is my fascination with this show? Well, it is because I am a super twisted guy who thinks it is hilarious that all these women who love money will get nothing! But what if they love him and not his money? I think then I will have a very emotional moment… Oh my, I’m leaking again…

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Wednesday, January 8th, 2003

Just follow the star, where ever it goes… well, to Bethlehem at least. Today I got to visit Bethlehem, and no, I didn’t go on some spiritual quest to Israel to contemplate the meaning of life… by getting shot… I am talking about Bethlehem PA, sorta like the birth place of Jesus, well, not really… OK, so it isn’t at all. But they do have a bunch of cool old steel buildings that are all old and look perfect to hold shows in (at least, that is what Verbal Aggression would say)!

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