Friday, November 15th, 2002
So you may be saying to yourself right now, ‘Joel, you are so lazy! You didn’t even freakin post this week! No one even posted in the forums… this site sucks.’ Yeah, well, I only survived on a healthy diet of beef, so I think I can survive this! Yes, well, I actually did do something this week. It has been a long time since the holy Joelika.com was hacked and all the Joelika.com Postcards were trashed. Well, now all of the good postcards are back, you know, the ones by our good friend Jeff Feverston! There are many new ones and they have all been sorted so it is easier for you. Oh, and don’t forget about the one girlie postcard we have courtesy of Infinity Corridor! So go and send to your little hearts desire! Yeah!
Friday, November 9th, 2002
Do you know what one of the coolest things of all time? Running water! It isn’t until you lose this great wonder of wonders do you really begin to appreciate its greatness. I recently lost all running water, was forced to wear all black, and stank like bombossity. No, I wasn’t forced into an Amish Ordnung, our water pump gave out in our well. So tonight was a great little adventure in installing a new one against all odds. Even after putting the beast of burden back down it’s hole, it still did not work (are you too good for your home?!). To make a long story short, yes, we did get it to work, just short of selling our souls to the dark under lord of the plumbing giant butt cleavage…
Monday, November 4th, 2002
Well, I am back from my week’s hiatus of pain an destruction! And it is not over my friends. It seems as if the Christmas bug has hit all those companies who suddenly realized that they had projects setting on our shelves for the past two years and NOW they want them. So I have been working at work, school, and at home almost none stop, which is why I was away. But unlike my other columnist (who will rename, well, nameless), I have returned to bless my three readers! Rock on!
Wednesday, October 23rd, 2002
So you are thinking about going to Albright college huh? Well, one of the things you must know before jumping into bed with this college is a little catch called the experience event. Yes, just like you’re always required to go out with that oh so special person in your life, Albright requires that you go to 16 ‘experience events’ by the end of your sophomore year or face the wrath of academic probation. Now that I am in my second year at Albright, this ominous task is hanging more and more over me, especially since I have only been to one experience event.