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Thursday, December 19th, 2002

There is just something about watching a movie in a theater that makes you want to go out and reenact what was on the big screen. At least, that is what the new installment of the Lord of the Rings did for me! Yes, like countless other cool Americans, I saw the Two Towers yesterday and it truly rocked like it was 1999! All I wanted to do was bust out my mexican sword and pretend to kill some Orx-holiday-mall-shoppers at about two o’clock in the morning! Oh! This Christmas shopping list is such a heavy burden to bare… What? Don’t you engage in imaginative play too?

It seems like during the holiday season, there isn’t enough opportunities to really annoy the crap out of your love ones. With all this talk about peace on earth and good will to men, most people forget about their malicious ways. Well, not me my friends! Not me (but masta is our friend…)! I see the holidays as a perfect time to say ‘I love you’ to that special person… with a gift they absolutely will never use (such as a P-Touch Electronic Labeling System)! I also like to give gifts to random people so they feel indebted to me and that way they will feel obliged to give me something in return… With whips you make enemies, but with gifts you make slaves! Oh yes! So if any of you want to make your favorite web nerd a slave, I am in need of worldly possessions!

Did you watch the new movie here on Joelika.com? Why not, dude? Scroll down to the middle of this page to watch Spring Break Reading PA! Come on, I know you want to. It will make you understand the meaning of life… seriously.

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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