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Friday, December 26th, 2002… 2nd Day of Kwanzaa

Not too much longer until the New Year will be upon us. If you are like me, you are probably scrambling these last few days to find a date… I mean seriously, what? I have about three days to hire a date this year? That isn’t that much time my friends! Ever since all those dot coms when down the toilette, it seems as if no one wants to kiss a pin headed computer nerd… man!

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Thursday, December 26th, 2002… 1st Day of Kwanzaa

Thank goodness it is finally over! Yes, the Christmas season is now drawing to a close (unless you are one of those weirdos that give out I.O.Us on Christmas and buy gifts after Christmas when all the real sales are going on) and all I can say is it is about time! I don’t know what it is about malls that make me break out in hives… maybe it is all of those mall rats, who knows.

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Thursday, December 19th, 2002

There is just something about watching a movie in a theater that makes you want to go out and reenact what was on the big screen. At least, that is what the new installment of the Lord of the Rings did for me! Yes, like countless other cool Americans, I saw the Two Towers yesterday and it truly rocked like it was 1999! All I wanted to do was bust out my mexican sword and pretend to kill some Orx-holiday-mall-shoppers at about two o’clock in the morning! Oh! This Christmas shopping list is such a heavy burden to bare… What? Don’t you engage in imaginative play too?

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Monday, December 16th, 2002

Wooo Hooo! School is finally over! Honestly, I don’t know why I torture myself by going back there every semester. I mean, it’s not like I have to go there, nor is it exactly cheap… I guess it is just a hobbie… a very expensive hobo!

A little updating news here. Everyone’s favorite pessimist, Seth, updated his section over the weekend. Actually, I am a little hesitant to point this out, since all it is is Joel bashing anyway, but I am all about free speech. And besides, Joelika.com will and is going through a major overhaul as we sit her on are collective bombossities!

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Tuesday, December 10th, 2002

Finals week at that heathen school of Albright! Normally, I would have nothing to do this week, but since my life revolves around my television (like all American’s lives should), I put them off until this week. So that is why I have been absent again…. Blah blah blah blah blah! Yes, all you get is excuses! And you are going to like those excuse… either that or you can complain in the forums!

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