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Tuesday, November 26th, 2002

I can almost hear the gurgling of fat tummies here at Joelika.com… Yes, Turkey Day is almost hear my friends — a time when gluttony is encouraged in order to show your appreciation towards others. I mean, what other time are you praised for eating more food then humanly possible, even to the point of illness? I know my family is gearing up for our semiannual food eating contest happening this Thursday and I am ready to issue this ultimatum…. Johnny Alien, you may think you can eat more than me, and maybe you can, but not this Thanksgiving, for you are going down! Now, I am not claiming that I will win the entire food eating contest, for lets face it, that Jamie guy goes to the bathroom while he eats, if you know what I mean… I am just saying I can eat more than you, skinny man Johnny! You can’t compete with this! The Joel house of pain! Grrrr!

Spending time at home this Thanksgiving Season? Are you getting fed up at your relatives asking you the same questions over and over again? Then go on over to the Joelika.com Forums and rage against the relatives! And in case you do happen to like your relatives, go send them a Joelika.com Postcard. It is the gift the keeps on giving… trust me.

Did you watch the new movie here on Joelika.com? Why not, dude? Scroll down to the middle of this page to watch Spring Break Reading PA! Come on, I know you want to. It will make you understand the meaning of life… seriously.

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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