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November 28th, 2002

Happy Turkey day one and all! Chances are if you are looking at this on turkey day, you either a) got really sick of your grandmother pinching your chubbie cheeks, b) your Toefurkey didn’t settle right, or c) you have no life. I am hoping it is option ‘c’ because what I wouldn’t give for a world full of people with no lives so I could take them over and become their leader! Wha ha ha ha ha!

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Tuesday, November 26th, 2002

I can almost hear the gurgling of fat tummies here at Joelika.com… Yes, Turkey Day is almost hear my friends — a time when gluttony is encouraged in order to show your appreciation towards others. I mean, what other time are you praised for eating more food then humanly possible, even to the point of illness? I know my family is gearing up for our semiannual food eating contest happening this Thursday and I am ready to issue this ultimatum…. Johnny Alien, you may think you can eat more than me, and maybe you can, but not this Thanksgiving, for you are going down! Now, I am not claiming that I will win the entire food eating contest, for lets face it, that Jamie guy goes to the bathroom while he eats, if you know what I mean… I am just saying I can eat more than you, skinny man Johnny! You can’t compete with this! The Joel house of pain! Grrrr!

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Friday, November 22nd, 2002

A quick little tech note here. Last week I put up the Joelika.com Postcards once again for your enjoyment. Well, there seems to be a bug where if you sent a postcard, the image would show up but your message would not. Well, that has been fixed, but it seems as if now when you send a postcard, it likes to send two… One for each eye I guess, I don’t know. I will be looking into that when I am done all my papers. But until then, it does work, it just gives you double the pleasure! Oh la la!

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Monday, November 18th, 2002

The wizard is here! Yes my friends! I decided not to pull another Johnny Alien and actually update this week! Oh, by the way, that Johnny guy has a lot of stories about shows and his new kid monkey, and I think the only way you will ever get him to get off his lazy N64 playing butt is to email him. Not even the forums attract him anymore.

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Friday, November 15th, 2002

So you may be saying to yourself right now, ‘Joel, you are so lazy! You didn’t even freakin post this week! No one even posted in the forums… this site sucks.’ Yeah, well, I only survived on a healthy diet of beef, so I think I can survive this! Yes, well, I actually did do something this week. It has been a long time since the holy Joelika.com was hacked and all the Joelika.com Postcards were trashed. Well, now all of the good postcards are back, you know, the ones by our good friend Jeff Feverston! There are many new ones and they have all been sorted so it is easier for you. Oh, and don’t forget about the one girlie postcard we have courtesy of Infinity Corridor! So go and send to your little hearts desire! Yeah!

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