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Wednesday, October 23rd, 2002

So you are thinking about going to Albright college huh? Well, one of the things you must know before jumping into bed with this college is a little catch called the experience event. Yes, just like you’re always required to go out with that oh so special person in your life, Albright requires that you go to 16 ‘experience events’ by the end of your sophomore year or face the wrath of academic probation. Now that I am in my second year at Albright, this ominous task is hanging more and more over me, especially since I have only been to one experience event.

Well, that all changed as of yesterday. That’s right! I decided to actually go to one of those experience events so I would not be the first Jacob Albright Scholar on academic probation (hey, it could happen). What event did I go to in order to become more experienced? Mexican films of course!

This event proved to be little in making me more experienced in Mexican culture, but more in tune with the psychopaths there. Yes, their Super 8mm films and 8mm films were all about naked people, projecting images on naked people, people on drugs thinking cellos were naked women, and children being birthed with forceps! Wow! I am sure glad that I was forced to go to such an event! I can die a happy man now… yeah right. So after losing more of my sanity, I am anxiously awaiting my 14 other experience events I must attend.

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Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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