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Monday, October 7th, 2002

Well, it is finally getting colder outside. This is nature’s way of telling the plants, animals, and naked mole rats that it’s time to come on inside to their little burros and catch an all new fall season line up of their most favorite TV shows! And that’s not all my friends! Nature is also telling you that a choice few websites are also preparing to unleash upon their internet viewers a brand new look to make you spend all your money… or in my case, for me to spend my own money!

Now it is no secret that ratings here at Joelika.com have been down for a while. When these ratings are down, what can we do to make us return back to the glorious days when John Scully was making young children wet their beds in fear and half the people here were dumber than Anna Nicole? Well, I plan on doing what all major networks do when their ratings go down. I am going to take the best part of Joelika.com and rehash it with a tropical theme and half naked women!

Now I am sure I have peaked the curiosity of at least half of my readers and I assure you, this little trick always works. You know the hit show CSI on CBS? Well, this season you can watch CSI Miami. All that great crime scene gore, but now with half naked women. Remember Baywatch? Then you got Baywatch Miami (I think). Same as before, but with different half naked women. So as you can see, for Joelika to become an instant pop sensation once again, all I need to do is have Joelika.com Miami! All the Joelika nuggets of joy, but with half naked Joel goodness! Now if I only looked good in a bikini…

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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