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Tuesday, October 1st, 2002

You are looking at the next official Jacob Albright Scholar my friends! Oh yes, for those of you who were not aware of my prestigious position in the Jacob Albright Group of Nerd Scholars, well, why aren’t you stocking me? This achievement is the pinnacle of my nerdom and general loser like image which I have been perfecting for years. Sure, it means that I am smarter than 90% of those attending Albright (not to brag or anything… stupid), but I do have one distinctive advantage… I am not drunk 90% of the time! Straightedge to eternity! I’ll never pledge to a fraternity (and definitely not a sorority after watching sorority life on MTV… talk about a show that was not ‘bachelorettes in Alaska’)!

OK, OK, I know I have been talking about the new site for a while now. And the few of you whole still go here (the real diehard cool people) are probably wondering when the heck is it going to be up and what new things will be there. Well, the more I look at the design I am working on now, the more I hate it. So I think I am going to start over again. I do have some new features in mind, but of course, if you want to suggest something, I am always open! Post it in the forums or email me.

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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