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Thursday, September 26th, 2002

I love the rain, I really do. Many people find the dreariness of rainy days to make them depressed or just plain tired. Not me! But do you know what does make me angry about rainy days? Other people driving on the road! I don’t know why people are afraid of rain. I’m not sure if because we haven’t seen rain in about 5 years that they are so afraid, or they think they are so sweet they will melt. Whatever the reason, they make me very angry! Why? Because, everyone slows WAY down to be safe, but then they just tailgate each other! That kinda defeats the purpose of being safe Gattone. It took me over an hour and twenty minutes to drive home today because everyone had to ride their brakes the whole way home. Come off it! You can not limit the modified granny mobile like that! It has a need for speed! Chicks don’t like losers Speed!

Today keeps getting better and better… I just realized that I missed Survivor tonight! No! What is wrong with me… now how am I going to fit into American society? What will I talk about at the water cooler? How will I understand the conflict in the middle east or the war with Iraq… now I am nothing… nothing…

Oh yeah, I still need to work on the deep and dark secret about Johnny Alien… and if you are reading this Johnny Alien, well, it has something to do with a certain doll if you know what I mean… Wha ha ha ha ha!

OK, OK, I know I have been talking about the new site for a while now. And the few of you whole still go here (the real diehard cool people) are probably wondering when the heck is it going to be up and what new things will be there. Well, the more I look at the design I am working on now, the more I hate it. So I think I am going to start over again. I do have some new features in mind, but of course, if you want to suggest something, I am always open! Post it in the forums or email me.

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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