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Monday, September 9th, 2002

Free style walking is total hardcore! I know a bunch of you health nuts are into running and let me tell you, that is the most retarded thing I have ever heard of in my life. Back that thing up into a chair if you know what I mean. And on the other hand, all you punk kids love to skate and that is all find and dandy, but what if there was a sport that burned more calories then riding on a 2 by 4 with wheels yet still gave you cool scars to show all your friends. Welcome to the world of freestyle walking my friends. Grind off that banister, do a 360 shoe nose grab off a bench… Heck, I attempted something like that today and got this totally wicked scar… they call me ‘the human scar’ now! So come on kids, go on out and join your own freestyle walking crew today!

The new site is still coming and I can tell you this… A deep, dark, and freaky secret will be revealed about Johnny Alien sometime soon. Also, keep tuned in for a link to Verbal Aggression’s radio show that’s broadcasted every sunday night both on Phily airwaves and online. I’ll keep you posted.

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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