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Friday, September 27th, 2002

Well, today I decided to do something I said I would never do. Yes, I decided to visit those hallowed halls of my old high school! Why would I want to do such a horrid thing? Well, my one buddy told me to meet him there for a soccer game, so I did. In all actuality, I had fun. I saw such famous people as Archie Bunker, Tung Sue Do Boy, my little sister… Yeah, you thought you knew my life… but you know nothing! This is the dairy of Joelika! My name is Juan Pablo Montoya!

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Thursday, September 26th, 2002

I love the rain, I really do. Many people find the dreariness of rainy days to make them depressed or just plain tired. Not me! But do you know what does make me angry about rainy days? Other people driving on the road! I don’t know why people are afraid of rain. I’m not sure if because we haven’t seen rain in about 5 years that they are so afraid, or they think they are so sweet they will melt. Whatever the reason, they make me very angry! Why? Because, everyone slows WAY down to be safe, but then they just tailgate each other! That kinda defeats the purpose of being safe Gattone. It took me over an hour and twenty minutes to drive home today because everyone had to ride their brakes the whole way home. Come off it! You can not limit the modified granny mobile like that! It has a need for speed! Chicks don’t like losers Speed!

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Friday, September 20th, 2002

My goodness my legs hurt! Did I run a 100 mile marathon or squat 500 million pounds since nothing less could even daze such a beat of a man as I? No, not today my friend, for today was freestyle walking day! Now how can freestyle walking be so hardcore you ask? Well, tricking off of art and jumping over cars in a single band can sure tucker a guy out… not to mention the time that one guy hit me… ouch! Oh well, I am the best freestyle walker ever! Yeah, take that you 13 year olds and ‘team spider‘! I am coming for you!

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Wednesday, September 18th, 2002

Man, don’t you hate when you have a class where you don’t do anything and you think you know it all until your first test? Man, that happened to me the other day in US History. I was like, ‘Well, I know all the events and he said he wouldn’t ask specifics’, so I only glanced back over my notes… Boy was I spanked! When I got the test there wasn’t a single answer I knew! OK, well, I did know so, but still, I felt cheated… I felt that if I spend 20 some thousand dollars, the least they can give me is a guaranteed A! Come off it!

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Monday, September 16th, 2002

Monday Monday Monday! Yes, Monday is the day of one of my most favorite classes, Digital Literacy! That, for all of you illiterate digital people is the class in where you learn that Albright’s Digital Media program is a joke! I mean, come off it, the one prof is TAKING that class and two others while she is teaching it… They could have hired me instead! Heck, I would have worked for free tuition and at least we would do cool things like freestyle walking and play video games… Oh well, I can always home for take year, right?!

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