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Tuesday, July 16th, 2002

I sure wish that the Mighty Green Astro Van would finally get fixed. I sure am tired of being the family chauffeur, saying yes sir and yes mam, and of course I sure am tired of all those beatings…

Today for instance I had to drive to the hospital. First off, I hate the hospital, it reeks of death (except for the Maternity Ward which of course, reeks of life!), that and everyone who works there looks like they are wearing wall paper. Is it so they can blend in with the walls then spring out and give you a heart attack?

Yeah, so I was there and I of course had to pick up other people in Reading too (since I am the family chauffeur), so it only makes sense that I got lost in the crazy parking garage! See, it would have been easier if I wouldn’t have had to park all the way on the roof, 5 million miles above the stratosphere where no normal human being is supposed to go. I was trying to leave but there weren’t any signs (since you can’t hang signs in the stratosphere), so I just kept driving around and around and around…. It was like a desert void of all life… I think I saw the rotting carcass of a stegosaurs… yeah, you heard me, a stegosaurs.

So I finally got home about 5 days later and now I am exhausted, so exhausted that there is no way I can think of a better Joelika.com Question Of The Week than last week’s… and if you didn’t see last weeks, well, let me tell you, it was really sad! But thank the Matrix Johnny Alien came through! In celebration of his victory last week, he is giving away is own prize! And to up the stakes, I am also adding a Joelika.com T-Shirt into the pot! Want to know how to play? Scroll down to the bottom of this update!

The new Joelika.com Shirts and Hoodies in the Joelika.com Store! Yes! You can finally purchase those wonderful Joelika.com goodies! They are some nice shirts, just to let you know (Now on Fruit Of The Loom Apparel!). No lie, I think they are a lot better than the last batch I had done. Shirts are still 15 dollars and the hoodies are 30 dollars. Come off it! Don’t give me that poo on how you are poor. I know a bunch of you just graduated… that means lots of money! And the rest of you are working like crazy, so take a break and spend that money at the Joelika.com Store! You won’t regret it!

Hey you! Yeah you! Go and freakin post something! Go and make fun of some one, I don’t care! They do it to me all the time!

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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