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Thursday, July 11th, 2002… Oh Thank Heaven for 7/11

Well, I didn’t get a new Joelika.com Mailer out today. I was planning on it, but ah last I had to go to work and then drive my mom all around since her car is broken. It really stank actually… Do you know how when you first get your licensee and the only way you are aloud to drive is if you do the crap errands for your parents? Yeah, it was kinda like that but not in their car… but they are still screaming for to slow down since they are going to die!

Lucky you my friend, for the only faithful writer here on Joelika.com has updated again! For your reading pleasure, go and see why Veggie Delight decided to visit the arm pit of the nation in the wee hours of the morning! Maybe some of my other, more lazy writers will update sometime… Hmmmm….

The new Joelika.com Shirts and Hoodies in the Joelika.com Store! Yes! You can finally purchase those wonderful Joelika.com goodies! They are some nice shirts, just to let you know (Now on Fruit Of The Loom Apparel!). No lie, I think they are a lot better than the last batch I had done. Shirts are still 15 dollars and the hoodies are 30 dollars. Come off it! Don’t give me that poo on how you are poor. I know a bunch of you just graduated… that means lots of money! And the rest of you are working like crazy, so take a break and spend that money at the Joelika.com Store! You won’t regret it!

Hey you! Yeah you! Go and freakin post something! Go and make fun of some one, I don’t care! They do it to me all the time!

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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