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Tuesday, July 30th, 2002

It feels good to actually be able to update! Yes! Finally my tech guys fixed whatever the heck was causing problems on everything happening here! So now Joelika can be forced down your throat without limitations! Mmmm! Yummy!

Yes, I am like the king of laziness. I don’t think anyone in the world is lazier than I am… OK, so the Mayor of New York may have me beat by a little, but I am pretty lazy myself. But this weekend I decided to do a little work so just for you, I updated the Joelika.com Forums software! It has a few cosmetic changes that will slowly take affect over time but it should be more solid. Give it a try!

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Saturday, July 20th, 2002

OK, I have been trying to post my Friday update for many hours now but for some odd reason, it won’t let me, so I guess this will have to do for now. It was a good update too, all about the evils of the Sam Walton’s corperation… maybe my hosting company is owned by them! The man is trying to keep me down!

Anywho, I just wanted everyone to know this will be the last weekend to enter this weeks combined prizes for the Joelika.com Question Of The Week. Scroll down to the bottom of this update to play. Hopefully my next update will post correctly.

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Thursday, July 18th, 2002

Johnny Alien updated today! Wow! First time in like 8 months! Go and check it out!

If you read Johnny Alien’s column, you may know that I am just ‘a stupid consumer’. Well, because of this fact I have a retraction to make. Early in the week when I announced the prize for the Joelika.com Question Of The Week, I hastily read Johnny’s post and I thought it said a Jukebox Junkies T-Shirt, but in all actuality it is a Jukebox Junkies sticker. Now, I guess normally we would just say, oh well, but since our friend Johnny Alien is an upcoming dad, he needs all the money he can get. So the prize stands how it was originally posted by Johnny Alien himself. If you answer what is in his pants pocket, you will win a Jukebox Junkies sticker, pin, and CD. And I will throw in one free Joelika.com T-Shirt. So there you go! Scroll down to the bottom of this post to play!

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Tuesday, July 16th, 2002

I sure wish that the Mighty Green Astro Van would finally get fixed. I sure am tired of being the family chauffeur, saying yes sir and yes mam, and of course I sure am tired of all those beatings…

Today for instance I had to drive to the hospital. First off, I hate the hospital, it reeks of death (except for the Maternity Ward which of course, reeks of life!), that and everyone who works there looks like they are wearing wall paper. Is it so they can blend in with the walls then spring out and give you a heart attack?

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Monday, July 15th, 2002… Oh Thank Heaven for 7/11

So I’ve heard a lot of you don’t visit Joelika.com anymore… Well, then this is the time that I will make groundless threats against you that you will never hear since you don’t visit Joelika.com anymore. I know where you live and what you like to eat. If you don’t visit Joelika.com soon, I will make your favorite food taste like lima beans… that is, unless your favorite food is lima beans for then I will just leave you alone since you are weird… yeah!

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