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Tuesday, June 25th, 2002

In case you didn’t know, the Joelika.com Mailer went out today. I accidentally sent both the HTML version and text version to the Enhanced viewers of the mailer. Sorry about that. It has been so long since I sent one I was stupid. Sorry! Oh well… double the pleasure!

Hey! Guess what! You won’t believe this! Some one other than me updated here on Joelika.com! No lie! Go and read the newest rant from the coolest columnist here, Veggie Delight! Do it today!

But that isn’t all my friends! Oh no! I also took the time to take inventory and posted the new Joelika.com Shirts and Hoodies in the Joelika.com Store! Yes! You can finally purchase those wonderful Joelika.com goodies! They are some nice shirts, just to let you know (Now on Fruit Of The Loom Apparel!). No lie, I think they are a lot better than the last batch I had done. Shirts are still 15 dollars and the hoodies are 30 dollars. Come off it! Don’t give me that poo on how you are poor. I know a bunch of you just graduated… that means lots of money! And the rest of you are working like crazy, so take a break and spend that money at the Joelika.com Store! You won’t regret it!

Hey you! Yeah you! Go and freakin post something! Look, talking to your friends face to face is boring! Create your own alter ego here and do whatever the heck you want! Yeah!

Oh yeah, don’t forget about the brand new Joelika.com Postcards! There are new postcards uploaded by our friend Jeff so send away! Hey, they are better than a Hallmark and it is free! Do it now!

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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