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Friday, May 31st, 2002… I’m Back Homie G Funk!

What’s the deal? I am gone for a week in the most feared part of the country and when I made my triumphal return home, there wasn’t even as much as one email saying that you cared! I mean, I could have been assimilated into the red neck cult down there in the south — forever altering the person I am and making me 20 times more ‘weird’… But does anyone care? Does anyone even say, ‘Hey Joel, your birthday is tomorrow and we were thinking of you!’ No! Well, at least Rusty posted about the Veterans.

Speaking of which, there was this crazy one down in Washington and he was screaming at my family about the office buildings and I couldn’t understand him or anything… Then the cop beat him up… OK, not really but he could have!

Yes, in case you are wondering I am back from my psychotic vacation and there will be a full report to come in the official Joelika.com Mailer due next week. Don’t get it? Well, then sign up! Heck, I may sign up myself just so I get some email from some one! It is from a real person who cares… me!

Oh, tomorrow is my birthday… for all of you banging your head screaming feces at this very moment, well, you are not alone! But for procrastinators such as yourself, I also accept direct deposits into my bank account! Yes!

Oh yeah, don’t forget about the brand new Joelika.com Postcards! There are new postcards uploaded by our friend Jeff so send away! Hey, they are better than a Hallmark and it is free! Do it now!

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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