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Thursday, May 23rd, 2002

Oh no! The Eagles’ play book was stolen today! What ever shall they do? Maybe now all those other NFL teams will know the Eagles’ plays and they can stop the Eagles from winning… oh wait, the Eagles never win anything big! Why? Because of the William Penn curse! Obviously! Philadelphia teams will never win a major sporting event as long as there are buildings higher then old Billy Penn on City Hall! We must knocked down those buildings or I guess make Billy higher, one of the two…

Just to let everyone know, I will be on Vacation all next week so if you try to get a hold of me you will fail… and that will also be the reason why this section will not be updated. Other columnist can update… but will they, probably not! Maybe I need some new columnist… or some motivation! Yeah!

Oh yeah, don’t forget about the brand new Joelika.com Postcards! There are new postcards uploaded by our friend Jeff so send away! Hey, they are better than a Hallmark and it is free! Do it now!

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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