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Monday, May 6th, 2002

How embarrassing is that? In my last update I was making fun of the fact that no one else ever updates and here I haven’t updated in half a week! oh no! I noticed that when I showed my web site to those who were in Web Class tonight and I was like… this is my site… um, not updated… Yeah, I am a loser!

Driving in Berks County is so insane! I mean, if you drive in the city, crazy people are out to kill you and if you drive in the country, crazy hicks are out to get you! Take for instance tonight. I was driving home on some back roads when I saw this bright light that made the sun look pale in comparison. The sky was blue, shinning like a summer afternoon and I could see the clouds overhead. This huge bright light was coming right at me and I thought… Oh my goodness! I must be dead! All of the sudden the lights switched off and this HUGE, hicked out truck with ‘thousand points of light’ (Bush Senior), passed me. Then I couldn’t see… ahh! I still can’t see! I am blind!

Oh yeah, don’t forget about the brand new Joelika.com Postcards! There are new postcards uploaded by our friend Jeff so send away! Hey, they are better than a Hallmark and it is free! Do it now!

The new Joelika.com shirts and hoodies are here! If you pre-ordered one you should receive it shortly. If not, you will be able to pick on up at the Joelika.com Store next week.

Oh yeah, go post something. Do it now!

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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