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Friday, May 31st, 2002… I’m Back Homie G Funk!

What’s the deal? I am gone for a week in the most feared part of the country and when I made my triumphal return home, there wasn’t even as much as one email saying that you cared! I mean, I could have been assimilated into the red neck cult down there in the south — forever altering the person I am and making me 20 times more ‘weird’… But does anyone care? Does anyone even say, ‘Hey Joel, your birthday is tomorrow and we were thinking of you!’ No! Well, at least Rusty posted about the Veterans.

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Friday, May 24th, 2002

Finally, the end of the work week! And thanks to Memorial Day Weekend, the end of the work weekend as well! Because like the hard core person I am, I am also forced to work on Saturday . But not tomorrow! Freedom is mine! FREEDOM! The sand man will be my best friend and I will destroy all of Mario’s foes! Wha ha ha ha ha! Tricky you are…. yes….

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Thursday, May 23rd, 2002

Oh no! The Eagles’ play book was stolen today! What ever shall they do? Maybe now all those other NFL teams will know the Eagles’ plays and they can stop the Eagles from winning… oh wait, the Eagles never win anything big! Why? Because of the William Penn curse! Obviously! Philadelphia teams will never win a major sporting event as long as there are buildings higher then old Billy Penn on City Hall! We must knocked down those buildings or I guess make Billy higher, one of the two…

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Tuesday, May 21st, 2002

Ed Rendell knows Philly and he obviously knows PA! For all of you who voted for Rendell in tonight’s preliminary elections, well, then you are a winner! If you voted for Casey, well, too bad.

More great news today! The world has a new way to find refreshment… it is called Vanilla Coke! Yes! When a cocaine laced caffeinated drink isn’t enough, let the smooth texture of vanilla coat your throat! Featured on the Today Show and of course the Daily Show, you know that it is mighty tasty! Now if I could only get some money to advertise for them…

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Monday, May 20th, 2002

Boy does it feel good to be out of school! No longer do I have to go home and write pointless papers or read retarded stories or even work on pointless flash animations! No! Now I get to come home and do what I want to do! And what pray tell would that be? Well, it seems as if ever since I did that documentary on Digiku’s Video Game Addictions, I too have been playing an excessive amount of video games. I come home after work and play some games. I mean, I guess it is better then vegging in front of just the TV but still, I guess it is a waste of my life… Oh well, it could be worse, I could be clubbing or listening to bad music! Wha ha ha ha ha ha! Goodness! Now THAT is pointless!

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