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Friday, April 5th, 2002

Remember how I told you of that new way they were controlling traffic in my home town? Well, it seems as if they shocked us all and put in a BRAND NEW ROAD! I know, pretty amazing right? What’s even more amazing is that they did it in a single day! No joke, they must have had some Amish or Mennonites working on the project because I know normal people couldn’t do it that fast. Like up in Reading, for the past 3 weeks they have been closing one lane during rush hour to ride around in their little tractor thing and stick on some reflector thingies… wow, that is some hard work!

I didn’t realize I had so many english majors reading the hallowed pages here at Joelika.com. Unfortunately I am terrible when it comes to the english language and I have probably made you all smack your head’s and go, ‘Shmack, he is stupid! What is he? A cow?’ Well, I have one word to say to you english majors…. Stratgerie.

The new Joelika.com T shirts and Joelika.com Hoodies have been ordered! I should get them sometime early next week and then they should be ready for purchase. Rock on!

Joelika.com Postcards are coming soon! Be on the look out Homie G Funk!

Oh yeah, go post something. Do it now!

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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