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Wednesday, April 3rd, 2002

Wow! They found a new way of slowing down traffic in my home hood! Yes! Instead of employing new cops or making more traffic, they just got rid of the road! No joke! They took in some big machines and ripped up all the asphalt! Everyone sure slows down now… except me! The Poop Trooper doesn’t need ANY roads! Wha ha ha ha ha ha!

In case you are wondering what the harry heck happened to Seth, go and read his new column. It seems as if he has took his new name and ran away, depressed that he wasn’t a woman. Well, we know if he really want to be one, he could become one or at least trick some guy for twenty years into thinking he was one (according to yesterdays headlines.) Oh well Seth, you were always one weird kid.

The new Joelika.com T shirts and Joelika.com Hoodies have been ordered! I should get them sometime early next week and then they should be ready for purchase. Rock on!

Joelika.com Postcards are coming soon! Be on the look out Homie G Funk!

Oh yeah, go post something. Do it now!

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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