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Monday, February 26th, 2002

Summer time in the city! The weather keeps on getting weirder and weirder! Those of you who laughed at me for carrying around my big butt umbrella in the bright sunshine, look who’s laughing now! Yeah! It’s pouring down rain and it is COLD! True, it may be dark out and you maybe asleep, but I was right! Wha ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah!

I am glad the cold is back, I mean, it is only February. Besides, my Poop Trooper works so much better in the cold! It actually has this pseudo power and it doesn’t die on the hills! As soon as the atmosphere gets above 60 and I cruise on 176, boy, my engine starts to do some weird things! No lie!

Yeah, I know, this is a really sad update but this is all I can do with no sleep and being worked until the point of insanity… a few more days like this and I may need to put back on my straight jacket! Whoa!

Oh yeah, go post something. Do it now!

Ever walk around the mall and see one of those cool Joelika.com shirts? Ever wonder where the heck they got them? Well, look no further than here folks because you can order yours here right in the Joelika.com Store! Don’t be the last person to pick up your shirt!

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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