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Monday, February 18th, 2002… P-Day! … Wait a second…

Well, today is Presidents Day. I really don’t know what that means other than I couldn’t go to the bank today, I didn’t get any mail, and there was about a thousand nerd kids that came into Encompass Media for parts on their new cool ‘screaming’ PC.

All these kids that would normally spend their days in their High School’s Computer Lab or A/V Club camped out at Encompass Media asking all their burning questions in their cracking, puberty stricken voices to our ‘trained’ professionals — aka me! Yes, I the faithful Mac enthusiast who knows only pointless Mac trivia, Mac tech specs, and who can’t tell the difference between an x86 board and a plate of green gelatin.

Oh those poor suckers! Asking me if that board will work with that board while I simply smile and nod and say, ‘Of course it will!’ But won’t they have to bring it back? Sure! But then they are married to our store for life! Wha ha ha ha ha!

Oh yeah, I was going to have my little bro update here on the headlines since you all seem to love him so much but he spent his whole day playing Nintendo so instead it is only me updating today. Sorry, maybe tomorrow he will have full coverage on how to get that secret course on Rouge Squadron II!

Oh yeah, go post something. Do it now!

Ever walk around the mall and see one of those cool Joelika.com shirts? Ever wonder where the heck they got them? Well, look no further than here folks because you can order yours here right in the Joelika.com Store! Don’t be the last person to pick up your shirt!

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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