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Monday, February 4th, 2002

Holy flying squirrels it is cold outside! I was walking to my car and I didn’t think I was going to make it… in fact, my car door wouldn’t even open! I think my spit froze before it even hit the ground… crazy.

Did you ever notice that 99 percent of teachers smoke? I mean, really, they do. Public school or college it seems as if the only way teachers can coup with all the stress is to smoke some good old nicotine! Yet, they are supposed to be more educated and informed you think they would know that in fact it would be safer to lick a road then to smoke one of those tar filled sticks. Hey, I know a way for them to relieve some stress…. less homework for me means less homework for my teachers! Try it! Come on!

Well, here is the moment you have all been waiting for! The winner of last weeks Joelika.com Question of the Week is none other than that Hard Core Flying Nymph thing, Bright Eyes! The person who took Ben’s place in the Spruce Lake 2000 season was of course our good friend Ryan. Congratulations to Bright Eyes for scoring that free Spruce Lake disk! Check back here for tomorrow’s special V-Day question and prize!

I need pictures! Lots and lots of pictures for the Joelika.com Postcards! I can’t put it up unless I have postcards to send out, so if you have art you would like to submit, pictures of your self or your dog, or anything else, email them to me and maybe you can be famous!

Ever walk around the mall and see one of those cool Joelika.com shirts? Ever wonder where the heck they got them? Well, look no further than here folks because you can order yours here right in the Joelika.com Store! Don’t be the last person to pick up your shirt!

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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