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Monday, January 28th, 2002

Today I finally returned to that heathen school of Albright. I can already tell that this semester is going to be very poopy indeed. Today alone my two classes put me to sleep and gave me such a headache that not even my extra strength Aleve could relieve. My ENG 102 prof is so old she looks like she needs to bring one of those Oxygen tanks with her to class! No lie! It is so sad! And get this… We have to submit two drafts of every paper then correct all the mistakes she finds in our final draft and hand it back in… Am I in High School again? Come on! I thought college was the home of the slacker!

Well, you may be thinking, ‘Joel, you only had two classes, why are you so tired?’ Okay, maybe you weren’t thinking that, but I definitely think this other kid from this other site does. Honestly, he is totally infatuated with my life. It is pretty scary. He tries to compare himself with me but really I think he wants to stalk me or something… My life isn’t that great! Please! Kristen said it herself! Yeah, anywho, I am so tired because I also had to work at Encompass Media… and now this little Headline thing is getting no ware because I am tired so I am going to bed….

Oh yeah! The moment you all have been waiting for! The correct answer for last week’s Joelika.com Question of the Week is of course Seth. He was the first person other than me to write for Joelika.com. The lucky winner last week was none other than Shauna. Congratulations! You rock! Tomorrow I will post the new question and of course what you are playing for. Rock on Pony Boy!

Do not worry! I have not forgotten about the Joelika.com Postcards! I am currently ‘developing’ a solution to finally unleash the sheer power of Joelika.com Postcards to the masses! The internet will never be the same…

Did you see the brand new CCS Survivor episode? Either scroll down to the bottom of this page or click the link above to be in pure ecstasy! ‘Definitely worth the wait too,’ said to Bright Eyes after she saw the long anticipated release. In both 2.3 MB and 6.6 MB formats to please everyone! Either let Quicktime choose the right one for you, or click the link above to choose yourself!

I need pictures! Lots and lots of pictures for the Joelika.com Postcards! I can’t put it up unless I have postcards to send out, so if you have art you would like to submit, pictures of your self or your dog, or anything else, email them to me and maybe you can be famous!

Ever walk around the mall and see one of those cool Joelika.com shirts? Ever wonder where the heck they got them? Well, look no further than here folks because you can order yours here right in the Joelika.com Store! Don’t be the last person to pick up your shirt!

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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