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Tuesday, November 13th, 2001

Shopping! For a crew! Just in case you are wondering what is the perfect gift to get me for this holiday season, I only desire one thing: A Crew. Yes, since there is a very large need for a crew of Straight Edge guys at Albright, all I want is for some one to get me a Crew so we can go and beat up all those Albright poop heads laying all around drunk! Yes! What I wouldn’t give for my own crew! I think I see a Blue Light Special!

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Monday, November 12th, 2001

I am really starting to hate my Composition class. Like tonight, I have to write a paper about feminist. Now, I’m not saying that feminist are the devil or that I think they are bad, I just don’t want to write about them. I hold women in the highest regard and I believe they can do whatever they please. I would not like to write this paper and work on something for Joelika instead. Oh well. Paying countless sums of money to write about things I don’t want to! Joy!

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Friday, November 9th, 2001

I think I am becoming fat. Well no, I already knew I was fat, but I think I am becoming fatter. No longer does my stomach just go down, but it seems to have a slight warp to it… warping out that is. Maybe it is because I eat, sit in class, do homework, sit at work, and sleep… I would exercise but lets face it, that hurts. Maybe I should join the vegetarian lifestyle like Veggie Delight or maybe even the new kid on the block, Johnny Alien…. um, no. I like mammal flesh. Oh well, here I come Cottage Cheese thighs!

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Thursday, November 8th, 2001

The Joelika.com Mailer went out tonight. Didn’t get it? Well, sign up then!

Yeah yeah, still no new CCS Survivor episode yet, but I hope to finish it sometime this weekend. You know, in between my writing papers and doing freelance graphics work on Saturday. Fun stuff!

No new updates today, and I am way to uncreative (or tired, one of the two) to post anything here. Just go read the mailer if you signed up for it. If you didn’t, well, shame on you!

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Tuesday, November 6th, 2001

Some new features now available at Joelika.com! First off, I reposted the very old Joelika.com Forums from back in the day. These include all your favorite rants from 420, John Scully, and the Joelika.com Crew. If you are extremely bored and want to read these 150+ posts, you can do so by either clicking the Joelika.com Forums link to your left, then click the return option in that section. You will then be able to choose the Old Joelika Forums. Or if you are really lazy or confused, you can simply click here.

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