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Tuesday, November 13th, 2001

Shopping! For a crew! Just in case you are wondering what is the perfect gift to get me for this holiday season, I only desire one thing: A Crew. Yes, since there is a very large need for a crew of Straight Edge guys at Albright, all I want is for some one to get me a Crew so we can go and beat up all those Albright poop heads laying all around drunk! Yes! What I wouldn’t give for my own crew! I think I see a Blue Light Special!

In other news, I would like to extend a huge thank you to my buddy Erin for getting me the most awesome piece of candy ever invented. That’s right, it is the Spongebob Square Pants lolly pop! But not just and ordinary lolly pop, a gummy type candy covered with sugar and Spongebob’s Square Pants and tie drawn on in some sort of sugar icing. I am not quite sure what it is made out of, since I wish to save it forever, but once I get my other one, I will eat it with much furor and share all the steamy hot details with you! Yes!

I need pictures! Lots and lots of pictures for the Joelika.com Postcards! I can’t put it up unless I have postcards to send out, so if you have art you would like to submit, pictures of your self or your dog, or anything else, email them to me and maybe you can be famous!

Ever walk around the mall and see one of those cool Joelika.com shirts? Ever wonder where the heck they got them? Well, look no further than here folks because you can order yours here right in the Joelika.com Store! Don’t be the last person to pick up your shirt!

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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