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Wednesday October 24th, 2001

Just to let you know, To my full report on Homecoming will go out tomorrow. It will be brought to you by that wonderful piece of parchment, the Joelika.com Mailer.

In other news, Veggie Delight was updated today, so go read it now! Still no updates from those slackers Seth and Johnny yet.

Yes, there are few things that still bring a devilish grin to my little boy face. Once such thing is my SUV equivalent to the Mach 5, my poop brown Trooper! Yes, I love the fact that it has over 270,000 miles on it and it could break down any day now, but yet people only see this brown, boxy smear pass them on the highway. Ha! Take my box like aerodynamics! I’ll see you in my rear view mirror. (Disclaimer: We here at Joelika.com do not condone the breaking of the speed limit. In fact, if you do break the speed limit, we encourage you to do so in moderation. Our stories may not be based on truth. Thank you.)

Ever walk around the mall and see one of those cool Joelika.com shirts? Ever wonder where the heck they got them? Well, look no further than here folks because you can order yours here right in the Joelika.com Store! Don’t be the last person to pick up your shirt!

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

Don’t forget to check out today’s events on the Official Joelika.com Calendar. Want an event posted? Email it to me.

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