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Friday, October 12th, 2001

Well, it has been a day and a half since Bambie lead an attack on my troopers integrity and he still hasn’t shown up. I think the neighboring woods is harboring the fugitive and I will only give this warning once. Head me oh woods, if you do not turn over the perpetrating deer (and don’t think for a moment I will be confused by a look a like one, for I won’t!), I will chop down all your strong holds and burn you to the ground! There will be no negotiations! Your efforts to scare my trooper and I has only brought us closer together… hey, not like that!

There will be no second chance for you, oh doer of evil! I will hunt you down, and eat you during the winter so I don’t have to eat frozen corn! Your evil, night prowling will be tolerated no more! This is a war on evil, and I will prevail! Never give up! Never surrender! My Trooper has uranium armor! You are going down!

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