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Wednesday, October 10th, 2001

Bambie, what a truly touching and beautiful story told by Walt Disney. It depicts the elegance, intelligence, and fears of what makes up a deer. It shows their innocence, and their inability to do wrong. Well, that is according to Walt Disney! I found out the much more evil, and stupid side to deer. Yes! Just like 20 minutes ago as I was driving back to my humble house, this drunken buck ran right into the side of my Trooper! It didn’t even give me a chance! It didn’t run in front of me, or be a sensible being and wait for me to go by, but no! It chose to run straight into the side of my car, leaving this crater by my wheel well!

How dare it scratch my beloved Trooper on it’s birthday! Yes! Today it turned 270,000 miles! Everything was grand until retarded deer smashed it’s big hard head into it! That is enough for me to break back out my hunter orange and do some population control! Goodness! Isn’t it enough I dodge cars all day in Reading to get hit without warning by my house. Honestly, this just isn’t right! Maybe I need to download Deer Hunter or something and become a hick. Rock on!

Ever walk around the mall and see one of those cool Joelika.com shirts? Ever wonder where the heck they got them? Well, look no further than here folks because you can order yours here right in theJoelika.com Store! Don’t be the last person to pick up your shirt!

Buy your favorite movies in their full CD quality at the Joelika.com Store! Don’t only go through life with seeing the dial up version, but see the movies in their true form with CD Quality sound and full frame motion! You will never look at the Joelika movies in the same way! They have low prices so act now! New movies to be sold soon. For now, you can buy the dual season of Spruce Lake `99 and Spruce Lake 2000 for only 5 dollars! And the new Spruce Lake 2001 Teaser for 2! Do it today!

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